​​​ 'Is it becer to die of Botox or die of loneliness because you're so wrinkly? Is it wrong to lie about your age when online da1ng? Is it morally wrong to have a blow-dry when one of your children has head lice? Is it normal to be too vain to put on your reading glasses when checking your toy boy for head lice? Does the Dalai Lama actually tweet or is it his assistant? Is it normal to get fewer followers the more you tweet? Is technology now the fiDh element? Or is that wood? If you put lip plumper on your hands do you get plump hands?IssleepingwithsomeoneaDertwodatesandsixweeksoftex1ngthesameasgerngmarriedaDertwomee1ngsandsixmonthsoflecerwri1nginJane Austen's day?